I can see it’s a bit busy… Oh, there they are.. Quite a lot of them in fact.. Cleaning ladies cleaning up what exactly?
Moron Twins #4 Rock formations that look like breasts. Cue much hilarity between us and the male guide about which were the Asian versions and which were the Americans.
There’s something rather appealing to me about huts in the middle of nowhere, Perhaps it’s the ‘Robinson Crusoe’ effect of Thailand beach life.
I'm sat in the aforementioned 'pub' in Guilin airport eating a microwaved ham sandwich. Hmmm, very curious concept, make a ham sandwich and nuke in for a few minutes. For desk bound wanna-be-travellers, you can recreate this experience and join in the fun: Take four slices of white bread and cut off the crusts. Add some cheap ham. I reckon Spam would not be far off the mark. Place in microwave and nuke until it is steaming gently.Consume. Be amazed […]
This being China we hired bikes yesterday. I got a nice shiny new boys mountain bike with too many gears. Is it me or are most of those gears superfluous? I suppose they're designed for those irritating adrenaline junkies whose idea of a good time is peddling up the north face of the Eiger. Pat plumped for a classic ladies sit-up-and-beg model, replete with basket for your handbag. 'Is he a ladyboy?' enquired the man at the bike hire shop. […]